Don't take the stairs for your health, take them for the guilt it induces in others.
Don't take the stairs for your health, take them for the guilt it induces in others.
A hip flask but for sriracha.
So, espresso martinis are delicious.
Oh there was a massive rain delay? That actually makes sense then. But almost losing a 7 run lead sounds just like the Barves, doesn't it?
Braves won last night? Oh they were winning 7-0 and ended 7-6. That makes more sense.