I put my daughter in time out. As soon as I leave, she sings ????If the devil doesn’t like it he can sit on a tack, sit on a tack, sit on a tack todaaaaaay????

She flouts me and the devil. What are we dealing with here?

The best apples come from the mid-Atlantic (I see you Pennsylvania).

Don’t @ me

BOTTOMLESS COFFEE INSTRUCTIONS

1. Brew a pot of coffee. The amount doesn’t matter. IT WILL NEVER RUN OUT.
2. Every time you pour some coffee, pour the lesser of half the capacity of the coffee cup OR half the volume of coffee left in the pot.

My son wearing an @ATLUTD shirt at this crowded Orlando playground matches the club’s style perfectly.